Another language comparison:
https://i.imgur.com/9U7sg9A.jpg
I labeled this [NF] because, well… you know.
-- Ed Leafe
FoxPro = KISS
On Sat, Aug 1, 2020 at 12:38 AM Ed Leafe ed@leafe.com wrote:
Another language comparison:
https://i.imgur.com/9U7sg9A.jpg
I labeled this [NF] because, well… you know.
-- Ed Leafe
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VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? VB.NET What if we wanted to stop them again?
.... that's wicked - there's many a true word spoken in jest!
... Access: What if we wanted to allow anybody to screw with company data?
On 31-Jul-20 11:38 PM, Ed Leafe wrote:
Another language comparison:
https://i.imgur.com/9U7sg9A.jpg
I labeled this [NF] because, well… you know.
-- Ed Leafe
[excessive quoting removed by server]
This discussion reminded me of a language spec I was sent some years ago. I reproduce it for your edification and interest:
We have just become the Value Abandoned Reseller for the new programming language C+-, which can only be used by programmers with at least three years C+- experience thus ensuring an immediate skills shortage. A government minister has already booked her first-class ticket to a foreign country where sufficient guile is thought to exist to make up for this shortage before the general election. The new fast track visa scheme will be extended to include illegal immigrants who may have heard of C+- on their way through Europe to the UK.
C+- (pronounced ‘C More or Less’) is a subject-oriented language. Each C+- class instance, known as a subject, holds hidden members, known as prejudices, agendas or undeclared preferences, which are impervious to outside messages; as well as public members, known as boasts or claims. C+- is an innovation-neutral buzzword-compliant language developed by Nanosoft in a hurry for maximum user lock-in. It comes with its own methodology known as Subject-Oriented Development in Information Technology or SODIT for short.
C+- has pointer oppression and extensive coercions to help cure programmers of their unhealthy propensity for creative thinking. Multithreading is encouraged for maximum entanglement so that programs run slow enough to facilitate debugging of the flawed design during project overruns. For obvious reasons, C+- will not work with any forking kernel, least of all Linux. C+- supports information hiding so successfully that data may never be found again. And it has automatic garbage collection twice a week, although garbage may be distributed if the Xmas bit is set to ungenerous mode.
The following C operators are overridden as shown:
> better than < worse than >> way better than << forget it ! not on your life * any which way ~ sometimes ?: rhetorical question += more equal than == comparable (ceteris paribus) !== get a life -> blame allocator sizeof doesn’t matter
C+- is strongly typed, based on stereotyping and self-righteous logic. The Boolean variables TRUE and FALSE (known as constants in other, less realistic languages) are supplemented with CREDIBLE and DUBIOUS. All Booleans can be declared with the modifiers strong and weak. Weak implication is said to “preserve deniability” and was added at US government insistence. What-if, why-not and so-what expressions are aided by the special conditional EVENIFNOT X THEN Y.
The methodology promotes the Mongolian Hordes approach whereby many junior staff are thrown at a project until it achieves critical mass, a bit like the Manhattan project. New staff should ‘hit the ground running’ because moving targets are more difficult to hit. ‘Team-players’ are recommended because weak members will be carried by the others and, in any case, ‘original-thinkers’ undermine the self-esteem of managers. It should be noted that all other methodologies are just as good -- any ‘ology’ is guaranteed to make up for poor planning and lack of leadership. For more or less information see Cplusminus.com
John
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This discussion reminded me of a language spec I was sent some years ago. I reproduce it for your edification and interest:
We have just become the Value Abandoned Reseller for the new programming language C+-, which can only be used by programmers with at least three years C+- experience thus ensuring an immediate skills shortage. A government minister has already booked her first-class ticket to a foreign country where sufficient guile is thought to exist to make up for this shortage before the general election. The new fast track visa scheme will be extended to include illegal immigrants who may have heard of C+- on their way through Europe to the UK.
C+- (pronounced ‘C More or Less’) is a subject-oriented language. Each C+- class instance, known as a subject, holds hidden members, known as prejudices, agendas or undeclared preferences, which are impervious to outside messages; as well as public members, known as boasts or claims. C+- is an innovation-neutral buzzword-compliant language developed by Nanosoft in a hurry for maximum user lock-in. It comes with its own methodology known as Subject-Oriented Development in Information Technology or SODIT for short.
C+- has pointer oppression and extensive coercions to help cure programmers of their unhealthy propensity for creative thinking. Multithreading is encouraged for maximum entanglement so that programs run slow enough to facilitate debugging of the flawed design during project overruns. For obvious reasons, C+- will not work with any forking kernel, least of all Linux. C+- supports information hiding so successfully that data may never be found again. And it has automatic garbage collection twice a week, although garbage may be distributed if the Xmas bit is set to ungenerous mode.
The following C operators are overridden as shown:
> better than < worse than >> way better than << forget it ! not on your life * any which way ~ sometimes ?: rhetorical question += more equal than == comparable (ceteris paribus) !== get a life -> blame allocator sizeof doesn’t matter
C+- is strongly typed, based on stereotyping and self-righteous logic. The Boolean variables TRUE and FALSE (known as constants in other, less realistic languages) are supplemented with CREDIBLE and DUBIOUS. All Booleans can be declared with the modifiers strong and weak. Weak implication is said to “preserve deniability” and was added at US government insistence. What-if, why-not and so-what expressions are aided by the special conditional EVENIFNOT X THEN Y.
The methodology promotes the Mongolian Hordes approach whereby many junior staff are thrown at a project until it achieves critical mass, a bit like the Manhattan project. New staff should ‘hit the ground running’ because moving targets are more difficult to hit. ‘Team-players’ are recommended because weak members will be carried by the others and, in any case, ‘original-thinkers’ undermine the self-esteem of managers. It should be noted that all other methodologies are just as good -- any ‘ology’ is guaranteed to make up for poor planning and lack of leadership. For more or less information see Cplusminus.com
John
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